Monday, April 6, 2015

What your drink says about you and DIY crafts

Malibu means- I’m a cheap night out and a whore in the bedroom.


Beer means- Oh I’m not going to make an effort, I’m one of the lads (let me touch your dick)


Whiskey means- I can hold my alcohol and I’m more of a man then you’ll ever be.


Vodka means- I’m going to regret this later when all my make up has smudged from crying.


Rum means- Maybe I’m a pirate, who knows? I wont remember shit tomorrow.


Desperados mean- I’m going to get wasted without even realising it, and it’s Monday.


Disaronno means- I hate the taste of alcohol, and I hate clubbing. Get me out.


Champagne means- I was really drunk when I bought this and can’t really afford it.


Red wine means- I’m going to attempt to be classier then I am, it also makes me horny, where’s the closest penis?


White wine means- I don’t really know what to drink so this will do.


WKD means- I’m twelve years of age and at a family party.


Cocktails mean- I’m out with the girls omg girls night love my girls.


Shots mean- I’ve had a shit week, I’m poor and I need to get drunk quickly.


Sourz mean- I’m a student.


Tequila means- There is no going back.






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