Getting into college is super exciting. I would know, I just got in as well. But, the level of basic-ness on the admitted students groups and/or application is just too much.
There are a multitude of posts expressing a fiery passion for Chipotle and Netflix that really make me never want to go on Netflix again. So, for all of you stressing over what to write on these groups without coming off as strange, awkward, or coming across as being any sort of “different”; here is a list of topics that will more than definitely not get you noticed, and will solidify your spot in “basic college student” limbo.
1) Your dying love for staying in at night and watching Netflix (but how you can out-party anyone). Also, don’t forget to write about your passion for being in your pj’s while doing so and list your favorite shows. If you love The Office, you are in!
2) Chipotle, Chipotle, Chipotle. Yes, you love burrito bowls, we get it!
3) Working out. No matter if you are male or female you MUST discuss your disdain for the freshman 15 and your full-proof plan to make sure it does not get to you.
4) I LOVE PARTYING! Like everyone, you want to contradict the previous topic. Remember, you have to speak of your love for partying and how much you love alcohol and drinking. (Don’t worry, we all know that alcohol is calorie free).
5) Don’t forget to write about how serious you will work and how much you care about your school work. Because it is obvious from all the previous topics that you are a hardworking student.
6) Yes, greek life. Rushing, pledging, it will happen.
7) Last but not least, list your favorite artists. Especially the super indie and underground ones that no one will know, so ultimately everyone will think you are cool. (Say you hate country, because everyone does too).
If you stick to these topics you are bound to get a large number of likes and comments from same-minded folk that share the exact same basic interests as you!! I know, super exciting!
Enjoy you’re transition into college, and remember to bask in the pool of basic-ness with your fellow freshmen.
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